I was very flattered when Ben Lee asked me to participate in his promotion ceremony.
I want to look nice and that means getting dressed up more than my usual jeans-and-a-tee. It means a skirt or a dress, and either of those mean pantyhose.
I hate pantyhose.
I don't have any pantyhose.
If I hate them, why would I have pantyhose?
Unfortunately, pantyhose are sometimes a necessary evil and cannot be avoided.
Did I mention I didn't have any pantyhose?
Did I mention I hate pantyhose?
So I had to go buy some and it made me cranky.
I can never find pantyhose in flattering shade that's close to my skintone.
The BX has NO selection of pantyhoses.
I couldn't mail-order the pantyhose of my preference in time.
I looked all over for pantyhose, getting angrier and angrier all the while.
Eventually, though, I bought some f*ing pantyhose.