We have this Japanese Green Pheasant living in the patch of woods behind our house. Wiki's not kidding about it living near human communities--this pheasant is in my backyard. This pheasant makes a noise like someone is trying to rape an innertube with a rusty bike horn while simultaneously raking their nails down a chalkboard. At 2 am. This noise wakes me up. Did I mention at 2 am? I am going to go kill that phucking pheasant. The one we had last year got eaten by something in early April, so I didn't have this problem. This year's model managed to survive. But not for long.
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Lol, you should let your cat out to go eat the phucking pheasant! One of the few benefits of living on base was I never had to hear such an abomination. Later.
Lego Star Wars FTW!
~Tater
That sounds dreadful! I hope a wild animal finds the tasty pheasant dinner soon.
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